bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

me to every female character at some point: you deserved better

WELL. Just saw two turtles floating down the creek mating. Never thought I’d see that.

Y’all are just a bunch of Wiener Schnitzels and Schreibtisches.
(via overheard-at-school)
The person I blogged this from deserves to have a great day

chaoscontrolled123:

friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD